why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on you
why are men so embarrassed to buy tampons
that cashier KNOWS THAT THOSE AREN’T FOR YOU
whereas if i buy tampons for myself
that poor cashier has to sit there wondering FOR THE REST OF THE DAY if while they were talking to me i was bleeding out of my vagina
i dont think you understand how traumatizing that can be for some poor 16 year old boy with facial acne
Somebody come pick me up off the floor